September 2011
143 posts
Trying to still look good while crying →
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Expectations:
Reality:
Wathcing a scary movie with some friends... →
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then you guys hear a noise
Ah, Cleverbot...
User: Te gustan los wachiturros?Cleverbot: Me gustas tu.
User: Tu tambien ;).
Cleverbot: Estas enamorada de mi?
User: Nah, tu?
Cleverbot: A que te meto una ostia.
User: Jajajajaja no lo creo.
Cleverbot: Si que lo soy¡.
User: Ya tengo novio ademas.
Cleverbot: Dejalo, se mi novia.
User: Seguro!
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Lástima que te gusten los wachiturros ajaj.
Cleverbot: Puedes repetirlo?
User: Te gustan los wachiturros o no?
Cleverbot: Los chicos.
User: JAJAJAJAJA que desperdicioo.
Cleverbot: De mi casa.
User: Entendí (?).
Cleverbot: Legal, posso falar em português então, né?
User: Em.. No, I speak english though.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: Nope u?
Cleverbot: Only sometimes.
User: Thats clever.. Know Pink Floyd?
Cleverbot: Well, you are NOT.
User: THANKS! :P.
Cleverbot: You’re not welcome.
User: U’re mean, like it (?).
Cleverbot: We like ike.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What else do you like?
User: Guitars and guys you?
Cleverbot: What guitar have you got?
User: I have four.
Cleverbot: Four? Why do you have four hearts?
User: Hahah noo got an Ovation with 12 strings, 2 acustics, and 1 electric guitar.
Cleverbot: Do you think?
User: What do u mean?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No (?) what do you like?
Cleverbot: Do you mean what I like to watch on tv?
User: Whatever u want.
Cleverbot: Ok, so I think never.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What do YOU think about humans?
User: They suck, you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Lol I wasnt talking about you, you rock.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: My dad is playing a rare instrument *annoyed*.
Cleverbot: Yeah, me too.
User: I can imagine haha u play any instrument?
Cleverbot: Don’t you mean ‘you’, not ‘your’?
User: You.
Cleverbot: You…
User: Are a bot or human?
Cleverbot: You’re a Bot.
User: Fail.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Yeah. Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Music.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What music do you like?
Cleverbot: Rock.
User: *fistbump* me too. Favourite band?
Cleverbot: Candy.
User: Don’t know it.. I love Paramore and older bands, like Led Zeppelin.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: *fistbump again*.
Cleverbot: You always find me! But you can’t catch me! *runs away*.
User: LOL WTF? XD bet I can! *runs after you*.
Cleverbot: *runs away faster*.
User: *runs faster x2*.
Cleverbot: *Tries to lose you*.
User: *finds you*.
Cleverbot: Ahhh *puts my hands.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Where hat?
User: Where did you put your hands? Can’t find you! (?).
Cleverbot: Nowhere, I stayed home.
User: *runs*.
Cleverbot: *stays sleep alone* *misses you*.
User: *smiles* *misses you more*.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Playing guitar.. What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you avoiding my homework.
User: Good.. Gotta go, guitar class.. Bye!
Cleverbot: Guitar.
Don’t Kanye me or I’ll Chris Brown you, Tiger Woods your mother, 50 cent your idol, Sydney Dalton your posters & Rebecca Black your Friday.
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That awkward moment when someone suggests that you and your crush should go out
shut the fuck up i’m working on it
When people don't shut up in class and you wanna' turn around and be like:
