Ah, Cleverbot...User: Te gustan los wachiturros?
Cleverbot: Me gustas tu.
User: Tu tambien ;).
Cleverbot: Estas enamorada de mi?
User: Nah, tu?
Cleverbot: A que te meto una ostia.
User: Jajajajaja no lo creo.
Cleverbot: Si que lo soy¡.
User: Ya tengo novio ademas.
Cleverbot: Dejalo, se mi novia.
User: Lástima que te gusten los wachiturros ajaj.
Cleverbot: Puedes repetirlo?
User: Te gustan los wachiturros o no?
Cleverbot: Los chicos.
User: JAJAJAJAJA que desperdicioo.
Cleverbot: De mi casa.
User: Entendí (?).
Cleverbot: Legal, posso falar em português então, né?
User: Em.. No, I speak english though.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: Nope u?
Cleverbot: Only sometimes.
User: Thats clever.. Know Pink Floyd?
Cleverbot: Well, you are NOT.
User: THANKS! :P.
Cleverbot: You’re not welcome.
User: U’re mean, like it (?).
Cleverbot: We like ike.
Cleverbot: What else do you like?
User: Guitars and guys you?
Cleverbot: What guitar have you got?
User: I have four.
Cleverbot: Four? Why do you have four hearts?
User: Hahah noo got an Ovation with 12 strings, 2 acustics, and 1 electric guitar.
Cleverbot: Do you think?
User: What do u mean?
User: No (?) what do you like?
Cleverbot: Do you mean what I like to watch on tv?
User: Whatever u want.
Cleverbot: Ok, so I think never.
Cleverbot: What do YOU think about humans?
User: They suck, you?
User: Lol I wasnt talking about you, you rock.
User: My dad is playing a rare instrument *annoyed*.
Cleverbot: Yeah, me too.
User: I can imagine haha u play any instrument?
Cleverbot: Don’t you mean ‘you’, not ‘your’?
User: Are a bot or human?
Cleverbot: You’re a Bot.
User: Yeah. Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: What music do you like?
User: *fistbump* me too. Favourite band?
User: Don’t know it.. I love Paramore and older bands, like Led Zeppelin.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: *fistbump again*.
Cleverbot: You always find me! But you can’t catch me! *runs away*.
User: LOL WTF? XD bet I can! *runs after you*.
Cleverbot: *runs away faster*.
User: *runs faster x2*.
Cleverbot: *Tries to lose you*.
User: *finds you*.
Cleverbot: Ahhh *puts my hands.
Cleverbot: Where hat?
User: Where did you put your hands? Can’t find you! (?).
Cleverbot: Nowhere, I stayed home.
Cleverbot: *stays sleep alone* *misses you*.
User: *smiles* *misses you more*.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Playing guitar.. What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you avoiding my homework.
User: Good.. Gotta go, guitar class.. Bye!
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